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Michael went in for his checkup and thankfully gained weight! He went from 7.5kg to 8.2kg, which is about a pound and a half gain! Yeah! I need to go ahead and have a second kid so I can stop spazzing out about everything. I need to really chill out.

This leads me to publish a story about my pediatrician in Paris. He is a very interesting and unusual person and I rarely leave the office without another amusing story about him. Yesterday, was no exception.

We start the visit and he asks me how I am doing, and I answer that I am fine, but it is HOT here in Paris (70s!). Politely, I ask him how HE is doing. To which...he sighs...shakes his head and says in the most weariest voice he can muster, "I am so very tired..." And he continues to mumble some other things that I don't understand because 1.) I can't hear him and 2.) it's all in French while typing away at his computer. I have never met a pediatrician who was so tired!

When we are about to weight Michael, I ask if he would like me to take Michael's clothes off. And he says, no...he just wants an estimate to see if Michael is ok. So he puts Michael on the scale and bumps his head in doing so. He reassures me that it is ok...but we will see! Anyways, Michael weighs in at 8.4kg and my doctor says, "We'll just say 8.2. Everything is good."

Voila, 90 Euro later, I am on my way after my 10 minute doctor's visit. It took me AN HOUR to get there yesterday!!

Usually, it takes me between 30 minutes to an hour to get to my doctor's office. I take my bus as usual to get to Montparnasse to transfer to another bus, but am surprised to see my bus taking a different route. I finally find a sign posted that says my route will be interrupted during the very hours I am needing it! This is all after a transvestite smiled at me, which in France is equivalent to an invitation to sleep with someone. GREAT. So I am sitting on this very hot bus with a very irritated Michael. It drops me off about a mile probably from where my transfer stop is so I HAUL ASS to my stop only to find a DEMONSTRATION in the place. So now my other bus that takes me to my doctor's office is not supposed to show for another hour and a half. *sigh* Off to the metro I go!

Out of the 6-8 sets of stairs that I had to take for the entire journey, I had help for almost all of them thanks to some very nice Parisians who offer to help me carry my stroller. It is REALLY very kind and I am so thankful for that. I am BOOKING it across the metro system and definitely got my workout for the day.

Good thing I am fairly knowledgeable about that line and the area that my pediatrician is in. I arrived there at 3:03 in time for my 3:00 appt after leaving my house at 1:55pm. Take THAT to the bank. Who would have thought the fast walking I picked up at Samsung would have paid off in real life!

Wish we had lived in the 15th arrondissement (neighborhood) originally! That was where our first apt was and it was in a nice residential family arrondisement with TONS of playgrounds and basically all the activities I need with children! Everytime I look up a new play yard or play school for Michael, it is in the 15th! And my pediatrician is in the 7th, which is right near the 15th as well. Sadly, we live in the 13th, which makes it pretty dang hard to get to the 15th. I have to transfer many metro lines or bus lines!

Ok, enough dribble about nothing!
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